My Nigerian Husband, Cheryl Strayed & I. Again.

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Me: Sweetie, how’s your first trip to Canada?

O: It’s great! My only regret is that I forgot to pack WILD.

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Me: Are you kidding me? Didn’t we just have a talk about not taking books off my nightstand, WILD in particular?

O: But I didn’t take it.

Me: But you planned to.

O: But I didn’t.

Me: Not because of The Rule! Just because you’re absent-minded. Which is why you would’ve left it in Toronto. With all my marks and annotations inside. When I have to teach it!

O: I don’t understand why you’re so agitated. You’re the one who asked how Canada was!

Me: Oh. My. God.

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